Roll up, roll up, gather around
Not having hair getting you down?
Sir, don’t worry I have just the thing!
Step inside my ‘Naked Machine’
It’ll put the hair back on your head
Bring back to life what you thought was dead
Anything’s possible when you’ve got hair
You’ll fall in love, be a millionaire
‘Could it be true?’, I can hear you say
‘Can my naked head really be that way?’
Well yes it can! It’ll grow a mile
Afro, Mohawk, any style!
Life’s a test and your failing faster
Step right up and see ‘The Headmaster ‘
But wait there’s more, it’s guaranteed
And if you act now, the first one’s free!
Brings you back to life
The naked machine, the naked machine
Makes you feel alive
The naked machine, the naked machine
All your dreams and they wait for you there inside
The naked machine, the naked machine
When you find fortune, you just might lose your mind
The naked machine, the naked machine
So, who’s first? Who wants to try?
It won’t hurt, don’t be shy
This is what you’ve been waiting for
Your perfect chance to settle the score
It’s all right here in my magic booth
A holy grail, a fountain of youth
I was just like you, but look at me now
This could all be yours and I’ll show you how
Open the door, take it in
A brand new start, let life begin
With the push of a button, you’ll strike a nerve
Become the person you deserve
I promise there’s no side effects
No smoke and mirrors, no hidden catch
Just the chance for you to live your life
Put your trust in me, it’ll all be fine
Chorus
You’ve fallen right into my trap
Like hairless mice to the fluffy cat
I’ll give you hair then take your soul
With The Naked Machine’s mind control
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